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Spooky-Cute Gifts for the Ones Who Were Never Going to Be Beige
For Tiny Vampires, Weird Best Friends, and Beautifully Strange Homes.
Why The Warning Chapter Exists
Because not every gift needs to be beige, bland, or painfully normal. The Warning Chapter creates gothic, funny, feminist, and giftable pieces for tiny vampires, unique adults, spooky homes, and people who like their cute with a little bite. Also, we're the weird best friends.
A soft, cozy fleece blanket that wraps wistful afternoons and moonlit nights in quiet, vintage charm. The toile-style print pairs delicate cemetery scenes, weathered coffins, and a reclining skeleton with floral garlands — a gentle, gothic reverie that feels both nostalgic and oddly tender. Lightweight and warm, it drapes over laps or tiny shoulders with a plush, quick-drying polyester touch. Bring it out for slow reads, quiet movie nights, or to add a touch of poetic darkness to a nursery or reading nook.
Product features - 100% polyester fleece for lightweight warmth and quick drying - Double-needle topstitching around finished edges for durability - One-sided archival-style print with vintage gothic toile design - Single size: 30" × 40" (pre-constructed, size may vary ±1") - Printed in the United States; manufactured fabric from China
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Do not iron