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Giftable by Design ~ Made for baby showers, weird best friends, dramatic homes, and yourself.
Spooky-Cute Gifts for the Ones Who Were Never Going to Be Beige
For Tiny Vampires, Weird Best Friends, and Beautifully Strange Homes.
Why The Warning Chapter Exists
Because not every gift needs to be beige, bland, or painfully normal. The Warning Chapter creates gothic, funny, feminist, and giftable pieces for tiny vampires, unique adults, spooky homes, and people who like their cute with a little bite. Also, we're the weird best friends.
A spooky-cute gothic baby blanket featuring the phrase “a lil’ bitey” with vampire fang artwork on a soft black background.
Made for tiny teethers, little vampires, stroller snuggles, nursery moments, and babies with big personality. it’s roomy enough to tuck and soothe a newborn while staying breathable and smooth against delicate skin.
This item is made to order and printed after purchase. Final colors may vary slightly by screen and print process.
Product features
- 100% jersey polyester — smooth, lightweight fabric
- One size: 30" × 40" (76.2 cm × 101.6 cm)
- One-sided high‑vibrancy print with bright, crisp colors
- Pre-constructed item; size may vary +/- 1"
- Microfiber dots may appear naturally; visibility usually lessens after washing