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Made to Order ~ Many pieces are created after purchase to reduce waste.
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Giftable by Design ~ Made for baby showers, weird best friends, dramatic homes, and yourself.
Spooky-Cute Gifts for the Ones Who Were Never Going to Be Beige
For Tiny Vampires, Weird Best Friends, and Beautifully Strange Homes.
Why The Warning Chapter Exists
Because not every gift needs to be beige, bland, or painfully normal. The Warning Chapter creates gothic, funny, feminist, and giftable pieces for tiny vampires, unique adults, spooky homes, and people who like their cute with a little bite. Also, we're the weird best friends.
Wrap yourself in a dark, atmospheric layer that feels equal parts cozy and cinematic. This fleece blanket is so soft and comfy. Its perfect for watching your favorite movies about sparking vampires, or shows about the nasty ones in Louisiana. Weirdly also works well with craft movies and movies about magic used practically. Has not been tested on any wizard series, but we figure it would do okay.
Product features
- 100% polyester fleece (315gsm) — thick, fluffy on both sides
- Hemmed edges and matched seam thread for durability and clean finish
- Vibrant, one-sided print with bright, crisp colors