Secure Checkout ~ Protected payment through Shopify.
Made to Order ~ Many pieces are created after purchase to reduce waste.
Quality-Checked Finds ~ We order samples to check product quality ourselves. (See Sample Photos)
Giftable by Design ~ Made for baby showers, weird best friends, dramatic homes, and yourself.
Spooky-Cute Gifts for the Ones Who Were Never Going to Be Beige
For Tiny Vampires, Weird Best Friends, and Beautifully Strange Homes.
Why The Warning Chapter Exists
Because not every gift needs to be beige, bland, or painfully normal. The Warning Chapter creates gothic, funny, feminist, and giftable pieces for tiny vampires, unique adults, spooky homes, and people who like their cute with a little bite. Also, we're the weird best friends.
Wrap yourself in a darkly romantic cocoon. This plush sherpa blanket pairs a velvety printed front of shadowed roses and subtle skull motifs with a cloud-soft sherpa fleece backing. It’s the kind of throw you reach for on slow evenings when you want warmth that feels like a quiet, comforting embrace. Drape it over a favorite armchair, layer it on the bed for moody texture, or curl up with a book and a cup of tea as the room grows dim. The rich, vivid print keeps its depth through modern printing techniques while the thick polyester sherpa holds heat and recovers its loft after use.
Product features - 100% polyester construction for durability and quick drying - Thick 12.8 oz/yd² (435 g/m²) fabric weight for cozy warmth - Vibrant, high-definition printed front with rich, lasting colors - Plush sherpa fleece backside for extra softness and insulation - Rounded corners with decorative stitching and available in three sizes
Care instructions - Machine wash separately: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Do not iron - Do not dryclean