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Spooky-Cute Gifts for the Ones Who Were Never Going to Be Beige
For Tiny Vampires, Weird Best Friends, and Beautifully Strange Homes.
Why The Warning Chapter Exists
Because not every gift needs to be beige, bland, or painfully normal. The Warning Chapter creates gothic, funny, feminist, and giftable pieces for tiny vampires, unique adults, spooky homes, and people who like their cute with a little bite. Also, we're the weird best friends.
A soft, illustrated baby beanie that blends Victorian mourning motifs with gentle nursery comfort. The muted toile pattern features delicate gravestones, floral swags, and a serene skeleton motif rendered in fine navy sketching on a cream ground. Lightweight yet warm, the stretch interlock knit hugs a newborn head and keeps the design visible from both sides. This piece brings a quietly curious, antique-inspired edge to baby layette—great for parents who love vintage art, gothic charm, or offbeat heirloom pieces. The neutral palette pairs easily with creams, denim, and earthy tones. Note that seams may slightly interrupt full-bleed prints due to pre-constructed shaping.
Product features - 100% polyester for shape retention and quick drying - Interlock rib knit for smooth feel and stretch - Medium-weight fabric (170 g/m²)—breathable warmth - Same design printed on both sides for consistent look - One size newborn; pre-constructed seams may affect full-bleed coverage
Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Do not iron - Do not tumble dry - Do not bleach - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)