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Giftable by Design ~ Made for baby showers, weird best friends, dramatic homes, and yourself.
Spooky-Cute Gifts for the Ones Who Were Never Going to Be Beige
For Tiny Vampires, Weird Best Friends, and Beautifully Strange Homes.
Why The Warning Chapter Exists
Because not every gift needs to be beige, bland, or painfully normal. The Warning Chapter creates gothic, funny, feminist, and giftable pieces for tiny vampires, unique adults, spooky homes, and people who like their cute with a little bite. Also, we're the weird best friends.
Sink into a velvety shell of color and texture. This plush blanket wraps you in jewel-toned scales—deep purples edged with luminous gold—that catch the light like a treasure pulled from a hidden cove. It’s thick enough to hold warmth on chilly evenings, yet lightweight enough to drape over a couch or tuck around your shoulders while you read. Use it to carve out a cozy nook for late-night sketching, quiet streaming sessions, or slow mornings with tea. The rich palette and tactile softness bring a little magic to everyday routines and make your space feel curated and calm.
Product features
- Ultra-soft medium heavy-weight polyester (approx. 300 g/m²) for cozy warmth and a plush hand
- Vibrant, single-side print with high-detail color reproduction
- Durable double-needle topstitching on all seams for long-lasting use
- Material options: 100% polyester or 83% polyester/17% spandex (sublimation), quick-drying and shape-retentive
- Compliant with safety standards (flammability, heavy metals, phthalates, BPA, azo dyes, formaldehyde)
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not bleach
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product