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Spooky-Cute Gifts for the Ones Who Were Never Going to Be Beige
For Tiny Vampires, Weird Best Friends, and Beautifully Strange Homes.
Why The Warning Chapter Exists
Because not every gift needs to be beige, bland, or painfully normal. The Warning Chapter creates gothic, funny, feminist, and giftable pieces for tiny vampires, unique adults, spooky homes, and people who like their cute with a little bite. Also, we're the weird best friends.
This softcover journal is a little portal — deep purple skies, gilded moons, and a cascading dreamscape that invites quiet thinking and bold imagination. The satin-feel cover and rounded corners give it a tactile warmth you want to hold. Inside, bright, crisp printing keeps every sketch and note true to the artwork’s saturated colors. Perforated pages let you share a poem or tear out a sketch without spoiling the rest. Choose between a slimmer 100-page notebook or a thicker 200-page volume; both use substantial 80lb (120gsm) text paper that takes pens, pencils, and light markers well. Six inner pages are customizable so you can add a name, a date, or a favorite quote — then start filling the rest with plans, rituals, sketches, or midnight thoughts. Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts, this journal feels personal and intentional — like a small altar for ideas and memories.
Product features - Vibrant, high-fidelity printing for rich, saturated cover art - Perforated 80lb (120gsm) pages for easy tear-out - Available in 100 pages (50 sheets) or 200 pages (100 sheets) - Soft satin finish cover with rounded corners and 6 customizable inner pages - Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts
Care instructions - Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the journal outwards.