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Spooky-Cute Gifts for the Ones Who Were Never Going to Be Beige
For Tiny Vampires, Weird Best Friends, and Beautifully Strange Homes.
Why The Warning Chapter Exists
Because not every gift needs to be beige, bland, or painfully normal. The Warning Chapter creates gothic, funny, feminist, and giftable pieces for tiny vampires, unique adults, spooky homes, and people who like their cute with a little bite. Also, we're the weird best friends.
This matte hardcover journal carries a quiet, star-lit mood — a small, intentional space to capture the fragile things that visit you between sleep and waking. The cover art wraps fully around the book: a spiraling galaxy above a dim horizon, rain-like streaks of light, and the title whispering “Things I Saw Before I Woke Up.” Inside, 150 lined pages bound with a flexible sewn spine let the book lay comfortably flat while you jot fragments of dreams, morning observations, or late-night sketches. The durable matte laminate keeps the print vivid and soft to the touch, while perforated sheets give you the option to remove pages cleanly when you want to share or display a piece of writing. Lightweight and contemplative, this journal invites slow, honest note-taking and quiet ritual.
Product features - Matte laminated cover for durability and a smooth finish - Vibrant, full wraparound print with crisp color reproduction - 150 lined pages (75 sheets) with perforations for easy removal - Casewrap (sewn) binding that lets the book open flat and feel flexible - Matte finish with a small production barcode on the back cover
Care instructions - Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of book outwards.