A quiet, clever tee that wears "You are made of dead stars, and live debt. Welcome." like a conversation starter that it is.The restrained layout and neutral palette let the line land—wry, darkly funny, and oddly consoling—while the classic crew silhouette slips easily into daily life. Wear it with worn jeans and a beanie for late-night coffee runs, layer it under a blazer when you want to tilt formal toward ironic, or keep it on for long stretches of reading and thinking. The result is a subtle emblem for people who appreciate literary wit, quiet absurdism, and clothing that feels lived-in from the first wear. Because we understand crispy new clothes are a first world problem.
Product features
- 100% cotton (solid colors) midweight fabric — durable yet soft at 180 g/m²
- Tubular knit body without side seams for a cleaner drape and less waste
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Dual printing: crisp DTF for sleeves/labels and DTG for main chest design
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, made in Nicaragua with ethical US cotton
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean