A soft, breathable tee that speaks to the quietly anxious and the quietly brilliant. The clean crew neck and lightweight ring-spun cotton drape easily over the shoulders, while a calm, witty slogan sits centered on the chest: “Anxiety is just threat detection running on Outdated Software.” Short sentences, long empathy — this shirt reads like a knowing nod between friends. Wear it to low-key meetups, late-night coding sessions, therapy check-ins, or while you sip coffee and rebuild your mental tool-set. This one is made for the stressed out nerd in us all.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton for a lightweight, soft feel (blends vary by color).
- Classic crew neckline with ribbed knit collar that keeps its shape.
- Tubular knit construction without side seams for a smooth fit.
- Durable, print-friendly fabric and DTF/DTG printed details (sleeves/labels as noted).
- Pearlized tear-away label, ethical cotton sourcing, and Oeko-Tex certified safety.
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
