Parenting Tee — “Yes, These Are My Children. No, Their Behavior Does Not Shock Me.”

Soft, dependable, and honestly funny — this classic cotton tee wears like a trusted friend on the chaotic days of parenting. The front reads with dry humor: “YES, THESE ARE MY CHILDREN. NO, THEIR BEHAVIOR DOES NOT SHOCK ME.” Simple, clear lettering sits on a clean white canvas for an easy, lived-in look. The medium-weight cotton and relaxed crew-neck let you move, chase, and handle whatever the day throws at you without fuss. It’s the kind of shirt you reach for when you want comfort, a bit of sarcasm, and a knowing nod to fellow parents at the playground or school run.

Product features
- 100% medium-weight cotton (solid colors) for year-round comfort and durability
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for cleaner drape and less waste
- Ribbed knit, seam-free collar plus shoulder tape to maintain shape after many washes
- DTG and DTF printing for crisp, long-lasting text and sleeve/neck detailing
- Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX® certified fabric, and ethically sourced US cotton

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean