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Made to Order ~ Many pieces are created after purchase to reduce waste.
Quality-Checked Finds ~ We order samples to check product quality ourselves. (See Sample Photos)
Giftable by Design ~ Made for baby showers, weird best friends, dramatic homes, and yourself.
Spooky-Cute Gifts for the Ones Who Were Never Going to Be Beige
For Tiny Vampires, Weird Best Friends, and Beautifully Strange Homes.
Why The Warning Chapter Exists
Because not every gift needs to be beige, bland, or painfully normal. The Warning Chapter creates gothic, funny, feminist, and giftable pieces for tiny vampires, unique adults, spooky homes, and people who like their cute with a little bite. Also, we're the weird best friends.
I wish you could have see the AI on this one. It was almost poetic. It talked all about the tiny words that make up the image. As you can see those are not words, but "1984" over and over. Nothing screams The Warning Chapter quite like Orwell himself as a bunch of 1984's.
Product features - Medium-weight 100% cotton (solid colors) — breathable with lasting durability - Tubular knit construction without side seams for a clean, waste-reducing finish - Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching - Dual printing methods (DTF for sleeves/labels, DTG for main design) for crisp, detailed artwork - Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, and EU 2-year warranty — comfort and compliance
Care instructions - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Do not iron - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: low heat
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
