Go Flock Yourself – Anti-Surveillance Graphic T-Shirt

For when “FLOCK NO” wasn’t quite strong enough.

GO FLOCK YOURSELF is a blunt anti-surveillance tee for people who are tired of cameras, license-plate readers, passive tracking, and the steady normalization of being watched everywhere you go.

No logos. No subtle corporate parody. No polite little disclaimer.

Just a very clear opinion in big, battered type.

Wear it to errands, meetings, neighborhood events, or anywhere else the phrase “for your safety” starts sounding a little too convenient.

Darkly funny. Confrontational. Extremely difficult to misinterpret.

For people who prefer privacy with a little profanity-adjacent attitude.

Sometimes “no” needs emphasis.

Product features

- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for breathable comfort

- Tubular knit with no side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing silhouette

- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching

- Pearlized tear-away label and OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified for comfortable, safe wear

- DTG body prints and optional DTF sleeve/inner-neck prints; EU 2-year warranty

Care instructions

- Do not dryclean

- Do not bleach

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean