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Made to Order ~ Many pieces are created after purchase to reduce waste.
Quality-Checked Finds ~ We order samples to check product quality ourselves. (See Sample Photos)
Giftable by Design ~ Made for baby showers, weird best friends, dramatic homes, and yourself.
Spooky-Cute Gifts for the Ones Who Were Never Going to Be Beige
For Tiny Vampires, Weird Best Friends, and Beautifully Strange Homes.
Why The Warning Chapter Exists
Because not every gift needs to be beige, bland, or painfully normal. The Warning Chapter creates gothic, funny, feminist, and giftable pieces for tiny vampires, unique adults, spooky homes, and people who like their cute with a little bite. Also, we're the weird best friends.
Because the white-on-red motif has been overplayed, “All you had to do was pay us enough to live!” hat infers the opposite. A pop of white in the summer sun is a sure way to get noticed. And won't it be fun to have long, deep conversations about the way of things with this conversation starter. Or, you might just get a lot of "Hell Yea's" and "Burn It All Down".
Product features - 100% cotton twill for a soft, breathable feel - Reinforced interior stitching for added durability - Unstructured, low-fitting silhouette for a relaxed look - Adjustable Velcro® closure for an easy customized fit - Smooth, print-friendly fabric made from specially spun fibers
Care instructions - Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.